You know, sometimes it really sucks being male. Like when you just wake up -- you're reading your email, catching up on the war in iraq, saying "good morning" to all your friends on msn messenger, writing little worthless rambles on your blog -- and you've got a big fuckin boner that just won't go away. No seriously, who's bright fuckin idea was it to give men woodies first thing in the morning? More proof that god does so NOT exist.